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Come on Tumblr, don’t be fucking cowards
Alternatively - come on nameless intern #102, you have a chance to be the fucking funniest person on staff.
cowards
Time for manual blazing, tumblr can be a coward but they can't stop us.
me and the followers i pulled by saying nothing and sharing other peoples pretty images
Tumblr PVP update patch notes:
Action balancing:
Blaze - can now be used on other user's posts
NEW actions:
Freeze - stops posts from receiving any notes for the duration
Thunder - stuns an account and keeps them from posting for the duration
Gigaflare - kills a tumblr user in real life
good lird. stay safe out there folks
Anonymous asked:
what am I supposed to do in a club. I go in them often but never know what to do, it ends up being extremely confusing. What do people do in them??
powerburial answered:
you may not have the clubber’s temperament. perhaps your place is on the battlefield
i feel like a trait of “tumblr sexyman” that’s getting lost as of late is. the incomprehensibility of it all.
i will see characters who are just like, conventionally attractive anime men be referred to as sexymen and its like. no. no.
like its not just “any dude some tumblr people lose their shit for”, a fundamental part of the experience of like, learning about tumblr sexyman is that your initial reaction to learning a character is a sexyman is to go “how the fuck could ANYONE ever find this sexy”. a shortstack funny comedy skeleton. a character from a dr seuss book whose only viewable limbs are their arms. the incredibly low poly model of a half life 1 security guard. your first reaction upon learning what the sexyman is should be confusion and bafflement. it’s core to the whole concept.
